2011-01-18

Best Jokes

I have a great sense of humor, if you don't believe me, just look at my EX!


Medical science can now cure blindness, hearing impairment, broken bones, ugly, even obesity...
but I don't think they'll ever be able to fix stupid

When your ex says: "you'll never find someone like me"
your supposed turn around and say: " God I sure hope not!"


so paper beats rock? OK, I'll throw a rock at you,
and you can try to defend yourself with a piece of paper.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Well I think the guns help because if you stood there & yelled
"Bang" I don't think you'd kill many people.


 awww, I missed you..*reloads gun* ..I won't miss you this time hahahahaha!

wonders why people stare at you when they catch you talking to yourself...
"EXCUSE ME but I'm having a conversation here.!"


I hate 2 faced people!! If your going to be 2 faced at least make one of them decent to look at!

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